GRAN TORINO 2: ON A BOAT.

When Sawyer said “Get off my damn boat,” this was inevitable:

I’d see it.

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RERUN!

LOST reruns are bad enough, but LOST reruns in the final season?!?  To quote Gob Bluth, COME ON!  I mean, granted they played Richard’s episode, which was one of the best of the season, but, again, COME ON!  When there’s only…what, four weeks left?…we need all the new hours we can get. I would have preferred a one-hour season premiere if it meant no reruns, especially since I thought last week’s was a bit uneventful.  In fact, it seems to be very uneventful lately.  Maybe they’re just building up to a big ending, but they gotta give us something big next week.  Even the Jin/Sun reunion seemed a bit lackluster.  The show is still phenomenal, but the thing that made it even better than that in past seasons was that they regularly delivered something instead of just buildup.  I hope to see something big on Tuesday…

The best part of rerun week was the reactions on Twitter.  Someone created the hashtag “FakeLost” which made for a lot of great posts like “Maybe it’s just me, but I think I could have done without the Sawyer-Desmond-Jin musical number” (Amuk3), or “Tonight, on #LOST: @rainnwilson makes a cameo appearance as one of Widmore’s henchmen. Meanwhile, Walt is back, and he’s pissed” (FLAstudios).  Good times.

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Streets of LOST

Ok- when Jack flew threw the air, I had to see what this would look like…

I apologize if you never played Sega Genesis…

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Jack goes flying.

OK, I gotta post this picture because Jack soaring through the air was a highlight of the episode…

Thanks to Lost-Media.com, I now get to look at this moment and just wonder what could have been going through Jack’s mind…

Maybe it was something basic like…

- “Why the hell did I come back here?”

Or maybe it was…

- “I should have peed before this.”

- “(considering he was pretty high up) I HAVE TO GO BACK!”

- “This fall is going to smash my Apollo bars.”

- “I can see the 4-toed foot from here!”

- “Count to 5, Jack!”

- “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

- “Oh my God THERE’S Walt!”

- “Guys, watch me karate kick the Hurley bird!”

- “GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!”

- “Shit I forgot to DVR Hannah Montana before I got on 316.”

Or even…

- “This is not very Faraday.”

…I don’t know what I’m talking about…

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The World’s Fastest LOST Post (The Last Recruit)

HERE’S BLOST WITH THE WORLD’S FASTEST LOST SUMMARY!

JACK ASKS QUESTIONS

MIB WAS CHRISTIAN

SAWYER MAKES PLAN

SAWYER, KATE, JACK, HURLEY, SUN, LAPIDUS, AND CLAIRE TAKE BOAT TO HYDRA ISLAND

JACK CHANGES MIND

JACK SWIMS BACK TO MIB

BOAT GETS TO HYDRA

JIN FINDS SUN

MIB GETS BOMBED

MATTHEW FOX FLIES THROUGH THE AIR

MIB SAVES JACK

(read it really fast)

boom.

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Rivalry.

As creepy as it is hilarious.

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Dharma Fortune Cookie

I should write these things...

I had too much time on my hands…

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